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blargle@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Could maybe use some more testingEnglish12·3 days agoIs this the woke color ideology they’ve been pushing in the optical marxist indoctrination centers? “Color is a spectrum…?” ridiculous! God made two kinds of light: red and not red. Anything else is degeneracy.
blargle@sh.itjust.worksto Programmer Humor@programming.dev•AI will never replace codersEnglish7·3 days agoNo, we aren’t prepared, because there is no we. And they don’t have to acknowledge any such thing, because they are literal fucking psychopaths.
“UBI…?” Hahahaha. NO.
They intend to wring every last drop of productivity out of what’s left of the working class, finish the job of consolidating all wealth at the top and leaving us with absolutely nothing. After that, the plan is to keep the angry starving hordes away from the walls of their freedom cities and luxury bunkers and super-ultra-mega-yachts with AI powered auto-turrets and kill-bots and murder-drones and robot dogs with frickin flamethrowers on their heads.
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blargle@sh.itjust.worksto Technology@lemmy.world•Tesla Reportedly Has $800 Million Worth of Cybertrucks That Nobody WantsEnglish1·4 days agoWho knows / cares- it’s a meme stock. Has about as much relation to Tesla’s ability to sell cars as the price of any cryptocurrency has to its ability to be used as actual currency.
blargle@sh.itjust.worksto Fediverse@lemmy.world•Stop Internet Searching and Start Asking on Fediverse?English0·5 days agoStill not nearly as annoying as the French refusal to just say huitante or nonante. “93” is “Quadrupletwenty-thirteen?” Êtes-vous foutant défoncé??
blargle@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•There is no reason to fear brainslugs. Please don't get vaccinated against them.English1·9 days agoI believe his correct title is “Chaos God of Health and Human Services”
blargle@sh.itjust.worksto World News@lemmy.world•The Link between Cannabis and Psychosis in Teens Is RealEnglish2713·13 days agoTeens have access to vastly more potent cannabis than their parents had at their age
Oh FFS. I’ve been hearing this same bullshit for the last 25 years and it’s still irrational Reefer Madness conservative fearmongering.
So what? If anything, more potent weed is less harmful because you are putting a smaller amount of burned plant material into your lungs to get the same effect.
It’s not like people just… consume one marijuana and however high that gets you, that’s what you’re going with today. No, you’re going to continue smoking until you get sufficiently stoned and then stop and put it out.
It doesn’t take long for anyone to figure out how high is too high and how much it takes to get there, and plan accordingly.
It might be a vape pen with 92% THC hash oil in it so you take a couple of sippy little puffs and get mildly buzzed and you’re fine with that. Or conversely you can pack up a handful of that leafy brown prohibition-era crap and do gravity bongs until you cough your lungs out, and get a lot higher, because that was your goal.
They sell those oil-soaked kif-encrusted joints here. You do not want to finish one in one sitting. The point of these isn’t to get insanely baked, it’s that one good hit will do it and you can put it out and save it in the glass jar it came in.
As others have explained already- if you have the kind of brain prone to psychosis, weed is likely to push you over the edge- and that’s likely to happen when you’re a teenager, because lots of people try it at that age- but something else would have triggered it a few years later. And yes it’s just universally worse for adolescent brains. It is already illegal, everywhere it’s legal, for people under 21, which is reasonable. But parents need to parent.
The idea that we can and should protect the kids who are predisposed to go schizo by keeping the available cannabis weak enough that no one can smoke enough of it to ever get really high is just absurd when you phrase it that way but that’s exactly what anyone pushing this “It’s so much more potent now!” pearl-cluching FUD is trying to sell you.
blargle@sh.itjust.worksto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Trump announced Alcatraz reopening hours after ‘Escape from Alcatraz’ aired on PBSEnglish192·13 days agoHe was dumb but playing dumber. I can’t think of many other examples of people like that except Joe Rogan.
blargle@sh.itjust.worksto A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•Trump Admin Will Garnish Struggling Borrowers' Wages as Student Loan Payments ResumeEnglish1·15 days ago"Makes you wonder how much they owe…"
blargle@sh.itjust.worksto A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•BlackRock's Larry Fink says U.S. is very close to a recession and may be in one nowEnglish2·15 days agoThe media reluctance to be the first one to come out and say the R-word reminds me of that period in the spring of 2020, when no one was willing to say the P-word yet.
"The risk to the general public remains low…:
blargle@sh.itjust.worksto A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•Are We All Just Living Beyond Our Means Now?English3·15 days agoYes, the ultimate goal is for working at a job, any job, to become a non-viable way of “making a living.” Interest from investments, or inherited generational wealth, or land-lording will be the only way.
The middle class has outlived its usefulness to the owner class, and all remaining rugs will be pulled out and ladders pulled up in the near future.
This will be great for ““the economy””.
blargle@sh.itjust.worksto A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world•The American Iron Dome Is an Expensive Boondoggle That Won’t Work | Angry PlanetEnglish1·15 days agoWho, exactly is trying to do that? Links or it didn’t happen.
blargle@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Do you understand how many people 350 million is? How did this worm ridden ball sack float to the top?English11·17 days agodeleted by creator
blargle@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Looking for someplace dark and dampEnglish16·17 days ago
blargle@sh.itjust.worksto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•What would this list look like for your generation?English1·19 days agoThe way I look at it, generation α and the next 5 generations are in a game of no-respin Russian roulette for who gets to be the ones to fight World War IV with sticks and stones.
I would like to see the linearally extrapolated third picture in this series
Dee-dee-dee-dee-deeedoooo, bingBONG, bingBONg-clickclack…gsssSsssSshhHhhhhh…GGSSSSHHHHHT
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-_ alt –_ binaries —_ pictures ----_ wholesome
Does it even have Pfhor in it…?