If you want to ban abortion but not make contraception free, just admit that you are a fan of human suffering.

Most scientists are working with the hope of making a dent in what we don’t know. There’s no shortage of “we don’t know.”

I wish her luck but how did she not see this coming?

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in my experience, it’s better to fuck in a van.

The technologically illiterate pirate is an easy target.

It looks like a Ford transit van had sex with a Honda element. I like it.

Whatever. I just used a.i. to write my performance evaluation at work. I fed it a bunch of garbled, incoherent nonsense and made me sound productive AF.

It doesn’t fold back up though, and you’ll never need it to.

What do JD Vance and Rick James have in common?

Fuck yo couch!

All minimum wage should be tied to inflation.

We already know that cops are incompetent. We would just like it if they weren’t also doing the occasional murder.

I’m still running a 3700x and had been thinking about upgrading. Is the 5800x the best choice for am4?

Please keep us updated with all future inconsequential misinterpretations.

-Management

The Tesla definitely has big, “Oh god, what the fuck? Why?” energy.

I remember in the 90s, upper-middle class people would buy the most god awful stuff because it was sold to them as expensive modern art. (Think Lydia’s parents in Beetlejuice)

The cybertruck has that same vibe. Its stupid and expensive and somehow that seems to be the appeal.

Might your day be improved by … A dildo going in and out of an orifice?

Bourxjeauxaseaux

If you know, why not take it down?

And a falling human birth rate is good for the environment

Why sit there feeling sad when you could be making real progress towards being sad, fat, and gross?