RAW I agree with you, but since it also explodes if you overcharge it I’d probably flavor rule that it explodes if it breaks too.

Almost perfect username, just missing an L

That’s kinda cute, in a very slightly worrying way

Gotta get myself a boyfriend then, time to download grindr i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh it sure does

wait, MS cares about their product? then why is it so… gestures vaguely at the OS

Now THIS is a shitpost

I think my grandpa saw this meme in his youth

And the idea of them rising with gas prices… *shudders*

“… in the US” i assume you mean for both of those statistics?

Kind of how you rearrange the atoms in the tools of oppression when you burn them down

Nah it’s like how some cultures used to bury live servants with their masters when the master died. Pretty greedy tbh, that printer could serve generations after them

I seriously doubt he considers Iranian people people either, maybe he’s talking about rich Iranians? Maybe Iran isn’t as good at pandering to the wealthy as the US is?

I’m sorry I’ve had exactly one cat that I’ve given semi-unlimited food and he did not move anywhere speedily, ever. Saying hello or even walking to get fed was at most at a brisk trot lol

To be fair, that is a very nice bosom.

Same, i finally got my friend group to switch to something else. Currently trying out element

C’Radishu

I don’t think OOP has thought this one through, tasting things through my butt would be one of the last things I’d wish for

Decent way to end up with a manslaughter charge

And they’re not gonna figure out that it was you that reported them, and justifiably get mad about it? Just write a note man, it’s way easier and better for everyone.