The downvotes are because your “solution” is not based in the reality that the rest of us live in.

I wiped with a CD instead.

This is assuming that each inmate who threatened to kill him did so only once.

“…in excess of $50k.” This language is defined by the Florida Wrongful Death statute and means at least $50,001 but can be much more.

Max has always been in the library.

They had been collected from various ISP provided modems and routers I’ve purchased over the years.

It doesn’t even suck that bad. Last time I had to unlock mine, I saw that the previous unlocking had been two years earlier. Each time I have to do it, I set an end date and it automatically relocks. Whole process takes maybe 10 minutes for the big 3 credit bureaus.

Plenty of porn stars wear crosses.

I was wrong. It wasn’t the forgotten password link. It was one of those sites that sent a login link instead asking for a password when you put in your username. That changed once I set up 2FA.

For a few months, I had been getting emails from booking.com saying that I had forgotten my password. Probably scammers with my Gmail username futilely attempting to use the forgotten password link to get at stored payment info. Once I set up 2FA on the account, the emails stopped.

Add a few letters to afraid_of_zombies and it’s an anagram of Andy Kaufman. Coincidence?..