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I was in a punk band when I was younger. We were mid set in a shitty bar. My amp started to spaz out. Like cutting in and out every few min. This old dude jumped on stage and kicked it really hard. Patted me on the back, handed me a shot, and jumped down (all mid song). Never had a problem with that amp again. Used it for years after. Old punk rocker magic. Nothing to laugh at.r

I was visiting Ukraine for work for about a month. Me and my coworker found ourselves at a country bar… Bit weird. We were wasted. Dudes have ar 15s out front as bouncers. Too many drinks led to a five alarm fire in my bowels. The weird fish early on didn’t help I’m sure. Found a stall just in time. Unload. No toilet paper. I wiped with the local currency. I’m so ashamed to this day. This was around 2019. I’m a shit american.

Shit. That’s a big oops. Been a very long day.

Holding out for the Anne Frank Trapper Keeper phone.

Unholy Confessions In My Ass

Saddest day of my life not being able to get a hotdog without a card. Woman literally laughed in my face and said well if you’re too cheap… I wanted to go home and sic my wife on her. But I’m petty like that. A month a ago and I’m still so but hurt. Like why insult me and my finances?

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I was a manager. It made me a bastard. I went back to coding.

• super mega death pownce, “Look John. We need to talk.”

We are witnessing a hate crime.

We don’t speak of the war.

I appreciate this. Can I have a listen? I also make music… Sometimes.

Welp time to watch The Never Ending Story. Falcor 🫀

I love Apollo

sudo apt-get purge java* good lord what a simple thing to avoid. I was pretty green at work during the time :(

But it’s so sexy. Strongly typed language? *Scoff

Watchdogs 2. I’m getting to old for this. Recently killed Halo Infinite, Farcry 4 5 6 and some others. Software Engineer. Been unemployed for a bit :/

Started with Gentoo. Early 2000’s. 24 painful install. Moved to fedora shortly after. Keep going back between Arch and Ubuntu over the years. It’s all so easy and accessible now.