I’ve been watching King of the Hill at work (all shift sometimes) recently and it’s gotten to be real difficult to see the antagonistic characters on the show in the same light. Cartoons are supposed to be an exaggeration of their real life counterparts. Knowing what texas is harboring in real life really washes out the humor these antagonists are supposed to bring.
What part of “George Thorogood concert” do you not understand? This wasn’t a shitter in the middle of nowhere. Locking the door is a lot more effective than trying to be louder than I Drink Alone. Yeah, you know when I shit alone I prefer to be by myself.
I was at a George Thorogood concert and opened the door on a woman taking a shit in a portapotty. There were no lines so I just walked up and picked door number 2.
What I’m saying is I do care a little bit who’s in there.
Mutant League Football
Remember when Rafael Cruz had that booger on his lip during a speech? I haven’t forgotten. He ate a booger during a debate.
To hell with AI theories. The killers broke into his cell from inside the walls, ceiling, toilet, or poster. Started in a sewer pipe. Watch Shawshank Redemption backwards to get the idea.
Does a dome have to be arching upwards? This golden dome I’ve been hearing about just makes me think of a toilet full of piss.
Tim Follin:
Solstice
Silver Surfer
Time Trax
Pictionary
I think I’d like to have the full alphabet instead.
Hannah Montana Linux or Biebian
ai should be limited to Alabama only. Illegal everywhere else. It’s practically in Alabama’s name already so changing the signs and drivers licenses wouldn’t cost a dime.
Does the albatross necklace come with boat mode or is “boat mode” the gas guzzler equivalent for an electric car?
If only we could make the sun do that every once in a while…
If they’re looking for leaks they should check the pants of the orange man in charge.
I trust the shit coming out of my ass to do good for the world a whole lot more than the shit coming out of his mouth
he uses big knock-off Sharpie markers that are undoubtedly made in China with his name on them. It is not the same power move as Kevin O’Leary, AKA Mr. Wonderful, who is regularly seen waving around expensive fountain pens on his show.
A nice fountain pen feels good to hold and use. Thought goes into shaping the letters and picking out ink is a lot of fun. The same just can’t be said about a cheap gaudy marker, especially when it’s user has pants and a head full of shit.
Anyway the point I’m trying to make is the guys who designed Alcatraz probably didn’t sign their names and important documents with Sharpies. The guy trying to bring it back is approximately 2 degrees away from smearing shit with his finger on paper for all I care.
I think Bjork is pretty but I wouldn’t go so far as to paint my face and then my ceiling over her
The only reason I’d be caught driving a tesla is if it had a completely true bumper sticker that said “I bought it after he blew his brains out.”
What will this accomplish? They renamed the Sears Tower and nobody got on board. Sears went bankrupt and they still own the name of that skyscraper. This just seems like today’s flavor of wet fart.