Counter-argument, this is all correct, but when the application is against shopping mall criminals it will work well enough. Not talking masterminds here

It’s a cat so my guess is they really like to swat at anything in their owners hand

So we agree that copy pasting team culture, rather than giving the actual humans agency over the way that they organize themselves, is bad? Scrum is the name of a meeting, not one specific thing, it was just an example

When I see posts like this I just remember those old crotchety engineers who would gripe about “scrum bad”, then would absolutely refuse to participate in collaborative planning activities with their fellow teammates. They tended to be the primary source of bad vibes and work breakdowns