America takes over America to ensure it is run by Americans.

He won’t be able to run due to the poop shoes.

Step one, poop in a paper bag.
Step two, light the bag on fire.
Step three, laugh at Preacher Poop Shoes.

Tots and pears, indeed.

So does your girlfriend, ayoooo! /s

Saying “long voting history of the state” is a gross misunderstanding of Texas. Every major city here votes blue. We are so heavily gerrymandered that we get screwed every election. Texas is a sleeper swing state. I know because I live here.

Too late, she saw distro on your collar.

You are a real asshole if you think anyone deserves to have their children drown to death.

Center left? Center left??? How about full blown leftist socialist, because nothing less will do.

As a matter of fact, yes.

My biggest recommendation is the book 78 Degrees of Wisdom by Rachel Pollack. She compares the imagery off of the most popular symbolic systems for tarot, and really dives in to the esoteric meaning of each symbol. If you can absorb her book, you will be able to read nearly any deck you come across on sight alone.

For the Thoth tarot specifically, I would recommend Understanding Aleister Crowley’s Thoth Tarot by Lon Milo DuQuette. The Thoth deck is a slightly more advanced deck in my opinion, but it ties tarot philosophy to Kabbalah, Jungian psychology, and a whole lot more.

I started as a Rider Waite deck reader (which is the most common symbol set in tarot), and Rachel Pollack’s book is perfect for understanding that, but then I moved into the Thoth deck as I got more advanced and understood what a genius Crowley was with this kind of stuff. There is no right or wrong answer—use the deck that speaks to you—but I’d recommend starting off with a standard Rider Waite and seeing where the journey takes you.

This is the tarot trump card “the fool”. The fact that he is using the axe incorrectly is part of the point. He just bumbles forwards blindly, driven along by the cat who swipes at his balls, unburdened by any intention whatsoever.

The fool is an incredibly important card in that it is the genesis of all action. As card 0, he sort of stands outside the path of the major arcana and can be seen as the beginning of any line of progression. Without the fool, nothing would or could ever begin.

Source: I am a woo woo individual who has spent a lot of time with the cards.

They seem pretty competent at spreading misery and pain so far.

That may be so, but the problem is getting a statistically significant number of people to participate and go unnoticed. People are already being arrested for interfering with ICE. If they have a bad employee, they will get fired. If they think that employee intentionally let people get away, they will be arrested. If they think there is a conspiracy to create hundreds of bad employees (which is what we are doing here), then they will investigate and find a reason to arrest en masse.

It is definitely a fun thing to think about, just not realistically feasible as the person I was responding to was hoping for.

Yes, the knick-knacks are my most prized possessions. Crystal balls, monkey skulls, old clocks—these are the building blocks of my happiness. Nothing brings me more joy than a perfectly arranged curio cabinet. It is like an OCD orgasm.

They have been taking pictures and using facial recognition at protests, they are adept at scouring people’s online footprint, and they have thousands of employees. How do you plan to get a statistically significant number of sympathetic people into their ranks undetected, and then keep them there as they throw a wrench in the works?

This is a pipe dream.

This is a very bad idea.

Odd, wasn’t me. 🤷‍♂️

Legitimate threats aren’t a shitpost.

“Enough is enough, I’ve had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday to Friday plane. Everybody strap in. I’m about to open some freakin’ windows, mate.”