Dr. Daniel Jackson

I lay on a thick country accent and say “Oc-Yew-Pod-Oh!”

Depends if I play as my character or myself.

Baldur’s Gate 3 as my character would be great, his stats are high, he’s rich, he’s hopelessly in love

Baldur’s Gate 3 as myself, I would die, almost immediately, possibly on my way out of camp while tripping and hitting my head on a rock

I feel like dinosaurs making a comeback might be ok at this point

I don’t think it would’ve made a difference, when he was told there was a fine for attacking the seal and that it’s extremely endangered he responded with “I don’t care, I’m rich”

Dudes face immediately became a target regardless of race

Talk to text was not my friend today

I really wanna buy this and then punch a hole through my wall

Edit: whole -> hole

Wait, so an AI chooses who you match with?

Always a Muiness

Brekky bagel sandwich!

( homemade: eggy sausage cheese with organic maple syrup & siracha, chive cream cheese, toasted daves plain bagel… fuck yeah)