Cigarettes are healthy!

Taking off someone else’s bra?

I feel this is probably an unfair portrayal of Ronnie o’sullivan.

You’re fooling no one, American coal board tourism tsar, or whatever the crazy fuck.

Beating mouldy bins with a hammer sounds more presidential than that fuck.

I’ve never seen a chicken actually fly.

Other way round really.

Oh, thank goodness. Right wrong hell until mad Max times.

j1

Yes, but they’re meant to be inside, not being carved out of you by the lung lecture Liquidator.

Bilderberg Conference

The final lungs are your own.

Honestly, most of the 40k books are… Not great.

Dune.

Feet first?

Only an American would think a slab of cheddar would be tasteless.

I miss Bernie.

No one gives a flat fuck about epics launcher.

It’s hard reciting anything when you’re full of ketamine.

I need to buy another box. Is there even anything better than the shield out at the moment?