I CAN TASTE IT

TAKE ME BACK

How many times have you been peed on in real life?

That’s advanced.

Now you go.

Weird shit you did as a kid go:

I got y’all beat. (No pun intended)

Too scared to look up porn. Thinking I’d be caught. Ended up knocking over peasants in one of the early assassins creed games and rubbing my pants furiously when their underwear would show.

Party I was at was trumpers and this irony is delicious.

America playlist going most of night. They turned off hendrixs star spangled banner at woodstock. Little too experimental for em, little too on the nose.

Explaining to a 70 year old it was a protest song, hearing them just grumble under their breath is a new July 4th favorite memory for me. Like dude you were alive then how are you not aware.

After that it was ford truck month country.

I’ve always thought this was the real “trickle down”

Care.

Hope youre doing better now. ❤️

What’s this what’s this

There’s bodies strewn around

What’s this what’s this

There’s corn that has been plowed

What this what’s this

The tower tumbles down

My family had a phlobe and I think it’s why I hate haircuts to this day

Lol that was some dementia caregiving shit

Be the reason local drone laws get changed.

She’s my seeing cock dog.

I only fuck who she says.

America has op geography.

I hope that if we ever felt actual war it would motivate political action but it would just accelerate our hate of each other as the sides exploit it.

Sometimes sleep is better than an orgasm.

Waking up partner with oral is a joy tho.

Usually what ends up happening in this situation 🤷

I had always cleaned the turd out of it. But now I know I can shit directly into the bleach repository my life should improve.

Nathaniel Swigger is dangerously close to a shitpost name

Mine pulled a knife on me on the first date and that was an equal turn on.

Telling her that was a real brain breaker lol

True art

Uh oh the new cars have a glitch and won’t stop running over Palestinians

I get in trouble for hedging my hog