inside scoop
Someone’s insides were definitely getting scooped.
inside scoop
Someone’s insides were definitely getting scooped.
Eventually we will have drone vs drone and robot vs robot wars.
GAU-10s if they want
I am heavy weapons guy
No, I am heavy weapons guy
Did someone say frijoles?
Lawyer: do you have any secret family?
Vance: no
Wife: pulls out controller and presses X
Hey, don’t kink shame.
Couches literally have more cushion for the pushin’
This is depends if there are still top secret documents there.
Omae wa mou shindeiru
Driving on the highway
Hood pops open. Can’t see anything. Try to brake but crash.
⚠️ Warning! Your hood is open. Please pull over in a safe location and secure your hood.
Tesla: OTA update successful
Gordon: welcome to my fancy private dinner experience. What can I make for you?
Guest: I would like your finest grilled cheese sandwich please.
Gordon: oh fuck, oh shit!
I, for one, would love to be bread.
Warm, soft, and moist on the inside. Stuffed with meat like a nice thick savory sausage. Or maybe filled with sweet cream. At least spread with butter and covered with seed. Sesame is my favorite, while poppy is ok.
Domo arigato Mr. Gaijin ❌
Domo arigato Mr. Roboto ✅
There is no war in Ba Sing Se
Depends on elevation
I think it was taking the letters in column A and adding “uary” afterwards. Jan-uary was correct, so Feb-uary, etc.
Kill Fido
Fido ~ Fidon’t
clear air turbulence
Is that like black ice for planes?
Also, depending on your lighting situation, you might want to think about shine through keycaps or not.
Shine through keycaps are a lot brighter. For me, I had shine through first and when I switched to non-shine through, I was surprised by how much more I had to turn up the back light to see anything in the dark.