You have the vibe of a sink-pisser.

Anime is a disease

They’ll what?

Now I feel bad about using the sink instead of a toilet :(

The cat crawling under there dust mops regularly.

Huh, I’ve never heard of that before. Fortunately, I rarely need to use the one program in my workflow that requires windows and it supports windows server.

Absolutely. I spent like 3 hours the other day trying to get a W11 vm running; trying to emulate TPM and faking secure boot. I gave up and installed server in 5 minutes 😑

My vacuum doesn’t get lost under the furniture.

Wasn’t aware boomers agreed with homosexuality.

Huge overlaps with the anime community.

B-but she’s 3000 years old!

Bro, she looks 8.

Bottoming is a purely economic activity

Lmfao as if the US would let that happen.

I’m old

It’ll happen to you too, young pup

This is clearly making you very upset. Just like your obsession with cartoon children, keep it to yourself.

I’ll have what he’s having.

Found the weeb

Woah there Charles Dickens.

It’s elementary, my dear Watson.

So based, I’m so glad there are people out there that think this way. 1 bazinga upvotes to you good person!

I know this is a shitpost, but anime is a disease.