If the warnings go under 100, something is wrong.

Some meetings dip into negative productivity.

Summon fish!

Or maybe summon food and water? (It’s hard to stay dry with a flopping fish around)

Bigby’s crushing fish?

How much to get into the gold poop futures market?

Walking around the factory, Spinning signs that say “we’re going to take your jobs if you unionize”

I see that unmovable file at the tail

From what I’ve read, and I’m happy to be corrected, what Trump tried to dictate through executive orders (that would get thrown out in courts), Biden lead Congress to actually write laws about.

If you really want things locked, lock it to Congressional salaries.

Needs a sinusoidal wave added to it all.

Re flavoring spells seems like the easy way to go about this:
Acid arrow: marinate & tenderize!
Any fire spell: flambe!
Viscous mockery: IT’S RAW!
Mage hand: sous chef.

Or, think about it differently, like Sanji from one piece, where cooking is his thing, but he’s also a solid fighter. (That will not use knives or his hands to fight, those are for cooking)

Hedge fund manager: hold my beer.

I don’t know the reference material, so I saw Snape from the back in the first picture. I was surprised in the second half.

I would have gone with “40, my intelligence has always been artificial”

I try, the shell I need to crawl out of is large, and comfy though. It was easy being the big dumb fighter type, who would interject with things like “can I smash now?” Or asking the party “can we cook this?”

I’ve now got a face character and uh, it’s hard being a face. At least they are overly dramatic, I can stall conversation with drama.

It’s a good thing I used gpt to write up a resume. I’ve got 10 years in I’m sorry, but as an AI language model, I cannot have a conversation with individuals who have committed criminal offenses. And 5 years working with patients who I’m sorry, as a large language model I can’t be liable for giving you false or misleading medical information.

Damn, maybe we can be replaced…

Seems simple enough to clear any calibrations/recipes, and it’ll take years to get that back without the right tools/know how. Maybe pull the filters on the clean room on the way out the door, too, really burn that bridge.

Unfortunately though, there’s always one guy in the office who knows how to get the machine running, even if it’s a pile of smoldering charcoal, with a not-approved-by-IT USB drive that has backups of the weirdest stuff, from three updates ago.

The real treasure is the cabbages we make along the way.

“Magic missile is just a teleportation spell to a gun range. Create food and water? Teleportation. Teleport? Believe it or not, a hack of disintegration”

I didn’t know why, but *++p bugs me