Man I sure hate it when your dev teams spend all sprint developing a bug!

They’re really going to regret the wrist-slapp this time!

We need to consolidate so there will be more competition you see!

Either way your back is fucked

I remember when we had a “limited ground incursion” in Iraq and Afghanistan

Hello, can you be Bernie sanders please?

Because if they find any cash they will take it, even if there are no drugs!

Ubersoft

Yeah… If your government is so poorly implemented you can’t even maintain a mastodon instance, you probably have bigger problems…

9 out of 10 porn bots prefer X

They really went all-out in recreating squid games

They also wanted users to know that if their chips are fried that it was the users own fault and no refunds will be issued

the agent allegedly forced himself on to the woman and groped her in her hotel room after eating a meal and drinking alcohol with her and several other Harris campaign staffers in a restaurant in Green Bay, Wisconsin.

Why is the secret service drinking and partying with the staffers? Does the day shift bro down while the swing shift is on duty or something?

Its your ticket to the moon

The chair-person makes 2.5 million a year…

It think the problem might be they have too much money…

The Fx pipelines are fucking sick! Finally I can depricate my meme-text script!

You’d think you’re playing wordle, but its really a wordsearch

They can’t get their cars to self-drive on their own closed-loop tunnel in Vegas, but they’re revealing a car with no steering wheel…

Steam has it’s own copy of mangohud in the launch env, that messes with locally installed version, you have to uninstall the local version for it to work in steam last I checked

I was talking about Boeing, but I accidentally described communism ¯\_(ツ)_/¯