translated: you get to fleece the next person who wants to own a house in an utterly fucked housing market

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mathematics

because they’re parasites

i have never seen these for use by customers, but they’re very popular at the traditional street food (“grill”) places here in sweden still. Very convenient for the staff to just spritz some ketchup onto your fries before handing them to you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxxYqE4Gil8

REAL men never get hard, they remain flaccid as a dead geoduck at all times.

i would absolutely be corrupted by wealth, it’s just that it’d corrupt me into a mad train model enthusiast who buys a huge piece of land to construct a “model” resort with smol steam train-styled trams, which are fully functional and the whole thing just actually being a quite nice place to live full-time, simply because i desperately want to see it exist.

The mad part is that the old-timey cozy vibe is enforced by contract, everything is themed and you must dress accordingly and avoid obvious use of modern stuff while in public. Cars are verboten, as are e-bikes and scooters.

you need Brie to fascinate men

we are all the same person, like the theory that there’s only one electron bouncing back and forth in time.

i’m pretty sure most people don’t have a youtube account lmao, probably have the app though.

unfortunately eloff muscovich ruined that one

i sorta like it for the same reason i like long fingernails, the obvious inconvenience is just kinda hot 😳

it does rather rely on your feet not looking gnarly and misshapen, though… And i think you really need to round off the nails a bit, having them square just looks unmaintained.

the whole point of the rainbow flag is to not put a representation of literally everything you can think of, and instead using the rainbow (which IRL contains all the colours we can see) as an umbrella.
So yeah no let’s ignore that and just slap on one symbol for every specific identity we can think of, oh hey if you squint your eyes the flag is just white now!
😭

also like, he’s already been hard and genuine, why does he need to keep trying? he made it, he got popular and make music about how his life sucked and whatnot, just retire.

we stan syndicalism

I WANT TO FUCKING SUPPORT THOSE AROUND ME, SO THEY WANT TO AND ARE ABLE TO SUPPORT ME

lmao, check this guy’s moderation history, soooooooo many bans from all kinds of communities.

really puts the upvotes into perspective, no way they’re genuine.

honestly this probably works to some degree, just that you’ll move at walking speed relative to the ground if you go up to the edge of space

funnily that’s one of 2 things i remember clearly from it: the idea of growing an alien pseudo-clone of yourself that you beam your consciousness into like a psionic RV is very cool and scifi, and then the flora and fauna of the planet is something i want to see an Alien Planet-esque documentary about.

Everything else at best makes me remember the game Natural Selection which has a lot more soul.

i want to slot my phone into the computer like those cars where you insert the remote as a key.
The phone should have all the important data, and the computer is basically a smart dock that can be used on its own but when you insert the phone it’s a seamless experience.