i really can’t shake the thought that vaporeons are just constantly soggy dogs, and probably smell the same…

Now a flareon on the other hand seems exceedingly floofy and is presumably delightfully warm, maybe not ideal in the summer but unmatched cuddliness in the winter.

IA?

gonna be when i’m done

caked up holy shit

the KDE lock is one of those cabinet locks anyways, where the key is just a removable handle.

as time goes on i become more and more radicalized toward “git should be a fundamental part of human society and taught since childhood”

it really really seems like cruelty is the point in so many industries, if it turns out they’re placating some fucking eldritch god i won’t even be surprised at this point

why would one even bother publishing data where a fifth of it is “unknown”

i don’t understand who even wants a laptop so thin it can legitimately cut soft bread, i understand wanting them light but surely you want a laptop to fit your hand when closed???
I’m equally baffled with the insistence on thin phones, are people not holding them? Do the thin edges not dig into their hands??

my ideal laptop format would be a thinkpad x220t with a thinner screen and maybe like 5mm shaved off the body thickness, other than that it’s just… optimal… (especially being able to actually hold it by the battery, why would i not want to be able to use my laptop while standing?)
Again the thing that actually needs reducing is weight, shrink the internals to a single board and keep the chassis the same.

whuh

I’M A PIONEER, I’M AN EXPLORER, I’M A HUMAN AND I’M [CENSORED]
I’M ANIMATED, MY HEART’S BIG
I LIKE TO EAT
I LIKE TO FIGHT!
I LIKE TO [BEEP]
I LIKE TO HAVE CHILDREN
I GOT A LIFEFORCE, IT’S GOT HOT [CENSORED] GOING THROUGH IT FAST!
I LIKE TO EAT CHILDREN!
I’M A THROWBACK
I SET FIRES EVERYWHERE
I’M A HUMAN, AND I’M [cumin] (ba-ding)

this is why python and 80-char lines were invented

if a company is serious, pride stuff should be fucking sold at a discount AND have part of the profit go to charity

in this economy? Both need at least 3 occupations

i read about a dude with the surname “forest troll” (Skogstroll) in the news not long ago, honestly i want more of this stuff. Just fuckin point to two random objects and you have the name for your kid.

oh i’m sure a lot of them care about kids all the time… 🤮

It being stable is in fact kinda why it sucks, it’d be great if it would collapse

i just realized there are 100% people who have separate accounts for each email service they want to send stuff to, i am one year closer to the grave.

i feel like that line from one of the MIB movies applies: A church is good, churches are corrupt. Or something like that.