They literally scan your ID when you buy green in my state. They already know who you are and where you live. The cameras are to keep people honest (intimidated).

“The children yearn for the mines” -some goofball

I never bother when the dm asks for a stealth check when playing an unstealthy character.

Just go along with the idea that I’m gonna get hurt to alay the detection of my comrades…

Dm: roll a stealth check.

Me: Wtf is a stealth check? I barge into the room like a bull whos balls are bound, sword drawn, heated breath, blood boiling.

“Take your baby aspirin and multivitamin then get on with your day…cause it’s all downhill from here.”

Is my morning mantra…

COVID sucks. Counting my blessings that Ive never caught it. Every single one of my coworkers and their families had it. But they also don’t know how viruses and bacteria operate either.

They habitually stick their philangies in all of their facial orifices without regard for what they may have touched earlier…