But imagine how many homes that could power!

I was going to say, make the AI responsible for its own nuclear power generation and maintenance and see what happens. Maybe simulate the power plant though.

Why do the worst games produce the most amazing reviews?

Isnt this how you get crowdstrike? I feel like this is how you get crowdstrike.

Eh, that’s pretty normal for a patent.

Some people say Skyrim has the best horses, but I say it’s Forestry Simulator 2017

I’m not sure I can handle $75,000 per year, do you think that 30 day free trial would be long enough to pull this plan off?

It’s archives all the way down.

For a second I thought this was a real headline. Like God damn.

Wait, what do you mean x3, y2, and x37 are not good variable names?

That Javascript date indexing one is almost as cursed as fucking tire sizes.

My car does that by itself enough already.

I don’t know whether we would have ever gotten the absolute brilliance that is Turg if proper customization weren’t available.

But why not just make 2 louder?

Um…I hate to break it to you, but I’m pretty sure that’s a cat.

Advanced fuzzy logic technology with AI (Artificial Intelligence) “learns" and adjusts…

I swear there was a dishwasher or something in either Sims 1 or 2 that damn near this exact description.

Hell, mine needs wound up every time.

It’s just .zip files all the way down

I think they have speed bumps, don’t they? I know there are curbs just waiting to be run over.

Honestly, with the dumbshit cycling/pedestrian infrastructure in the US, the zebra crossing to nowhere is a thing that I have actually seen before.