What if you don’t hold it normally? Use a type of ammo from a weapon normally too long for suicide and connect something to the trigger so you can reach it, or wrap the balloons string around it.
If you watch enough true crime you can probably work out how to make your suicide look like a murder, or at the very least leave them confused for a while.







I have wondered about printing out signs like this and sticking them up at work. But going way further.
No shitting in the sink! We have been through this!
We occasionally have external people in who use it, they would be the main target.