“Weed, man!”

It’s going to be a long 50 years. You think it’s fun now, just imagine when Junior is on the throne.

Now we know what the camps are really for.

Very Jesusy.

“Hey Girl. Do you know why we call it the ‘cockpit’?”

Idiocracy is now a fucking documentary.

How much you want to wager, the “mainstream” media will be sporting a boner over this gala event?

Elmo: “Oops!”

This is shaping up to be Holocaust 2.0.

I’m trained to sleep around both cats.

Only if I can help Gwyneth Paltrow steam-clean her Gua Chakra.

Just when I’m about to retire, Medicare will only cover chiropractors and horse paste.

“Caden, it looks like Airlynn just said you’re a hopeless loser, and she’s been banging your personal trainer Chad. Is there anything else I can help you with?”

All of Europe will be Russia.

They started pushing a subscription model a few years ago. I quit going there.

Sorry Rafaelito. Not only do Christian movies suck, they do less box office than a Tommy Wiseau picture.

Let those peasants pull their bootstraps and find their own way home if it’s raining!

The unfortunate truth is that this is the mentality that controls the laws and the budget.

FREEDOM!

No cat can relax the way torties relax. Our Cleo is very Zen.

I bet Grindr crashed from all the extra traffic.