The hard copies are hard to find and I don’t buy digital.

So, that explains one.

Normally you do that by speaking. Kirk poured it out through his neck.

The only problem with Kissinger being dead is that if hell is real, Satan suddenly has a powerful ally.

Every day a fascist dies choking on their own blood is a good day.

Charlie Kirk was a false flag.

Salem 1692, the devil hangs out with some girls in the woods, they party and dance for a bit before he goes home.

Later, regular men literally crush them with big fucking rocks for no reason.

You know what, you’re on to something.

Yeah it’s called Look Up.

Are you looking at cleavage? Stop it. Look up.

I like boobies too but dude take some personal responsibility. Let people live their lives

No no he wants pregnant women to start taking ibuprofen.

Next up, the rise in prenatal mortality is linked to Democrats somehow

Well now see my cousin Skeeter got himself a 8k TV with that settlement money he got from when he got run over by that bmw downtown tryin to get his kids back ya know? At the courthouse? Anyway he was sposed to use that money to pay fer his doctors and whatnot but he got himself that TV and the dang thing wouldn’t fit through the door! Got her in to the trailer but couldn’t go no where so he put that sucker up right outside has movie nights the whole park can come n see. Course ol Skeet likes them naughty flicks you know with the blood and gore and titties n stuff, talkin bout like Dusk Till Dawn, talkin bout some Striptease, uh you know what’s the other one the one where the girl takes off her bathing suit Fast Times that’s the one. Anyway the boys in the neighborhood LOVE ol skeets movie nights but I think some o them parents are gonna set his trailer on fire for too long here now.

Nah, it’ll be expensive but just barely affordable for a decent size of the population.

The retirement age will be increased to 150.

No that was a separate piece of kit. You got the triangle, the compass, and the ruler in the same color plastic. If you were real cool your compass had like a ruler attached to it to make drawing the lines easier.

I’m not sure he really even has the authority to do THAT. But the courts take longer than a news cycle to sort this shit out.

He’s talking about dehumanizing people. Not animals.

You can’t dehumanize a billionaire because billionaires aren’t human.

PERMY

Levitate only lasts ten minutes, and the target gets a con save which is one of the barbarians class saves, he only goes up 20 feet if he fails, which puts the very angry barbarian within throwing object range.

Even in the worst case the barbarian will only be levitated for a handful of rounds and the wizard will want to be using offensive spells.

So the bicep and tricep of birds, let’s just use chickens since most people will be familiar with them, are mostly responsible for in flight control.

That’s the drumette. The flat, the one with two bones, are for controlling the very tip of the wing, for maneuvering. Notably these muscles are kinda big compared to the body size of the bird. About 6 inches around. If a human were the size of a chicken our biceps would be something like an inch around in comparison.

For liftoff, and staying aloft, birds have slightly different muscle groups. This is the breast meat. Bird chest muscles are ridiculously huge compared to their bodies. They don’t really have abs, the have chest muscles down their entire torso. Chickens are kind of mutants and aren’t really good examples anymore but birds universally have absolutely BADONKERS chests.

Basically what I’m saying is: If Pit were drawn by Rob Liefeld, he’d be closer to obtaining flight.

I’m gonna be honest, I don’t remember the last time I had a problem with windows. I had some issues getting a media server set up that ended up being the router my ISP gave me, I had an issue with the 11 “upgrade” that ended up being a BIOS setting. But the last time I had an issue that was actually Windows related was on a previous computer, and my desktop is damn near geriatric.

Rule 51

If you were around in the early days of the Internet, this video was far from the worst thing you’d see.

He’s definitely gonna eat something out of that bag anyway