If they haven’t already, they won’t.

Haha they must be new to this, Jill Stein isn’t running for president, she is running to split the vote like they paid her to.

Water is wet, UN Official Warns.

All you have to do is look at the proposed tax plans and you know exactly why. These money-hoarding shit stains on humanity can’t spare a dime.

Stop teasing me Daddy Jong-un, get your dick out and let’s fuck already.

Have you tried fucking his mother?

I have found nothing is easier than separating a boomer and their money…well other than your mother.

Good, widows and orphans over there in Gaza killing protesters, launching missiles, blowing up walkie-talkies and pagers. Not the Israeli government no sir, they are just defending themselves from the killers, these widows and orphans, I bet they are widows and orphans because they killed their husbands and parents.

Hell, an orphaned widow came to my house and shot my dad. True story, she came in yelled Admiral Akbar, and shot him dead. True story, trust me bro.

You guys are just 2047 dead American protesters away from getting a strongly worded letter, so you better stop it…or else…oh, by the way, since you used bullets to kill that American, we will send you some more. Wouldn’t want you guys running out.

Damn it, now we have Doomsday fish AIDS. I hope you’re happy now oceangoers.

I am still holding out that they dropped the 15 federal indictments so he would be emboldened and hang himself with all the rope they gave him.

I live in Texas, we had a big beautiful St. Augustin yard. Thick, green, very nice. 3 years ago I quit watering it. Last year I seeded it with a mix of Buffalo Grass, Curly Mesquite Grass, and Blue Gamma. It’s almost taken over. It uses zero water, I only mowed it once the year before and twice this year because we got a boatload of rain this year unlike the year before. I stopped mowing the backyard and just removed all the wax and China berry shoots. I have all sorts of native flowers and Chili Pequin plants all over the place. The flowers are great and the birds are everywhere. Best decision I have made since I got this place.

Women are for reproduction use only. Men can fuck couches and dress up like women but their place is out in the world. Doing the tough jobs like I did when I was a US Marine, risking my life to write press releases and enjoy it in the rear, hahaha, that’s what she said. I am not weird, you’re weird. When a woman can no longer produce babies and her womb has dried up she should devote her time to raising the children of her husband’s young new baby machi…I mean grandchildren. In conclusion, Donny said I could say the n-word any time I want if he gets elected and he would also buy me a nice new sexy suede couch and he promised not to deport my brown wife and our Italian-level white children." - James David “My Preferred Name Is JD” Vance

Elon is like that greasy kid in high school who would correct the History teacher with facts he learned by posting on /pol/. “Actually, the slaves loved being slaves because they got free housing and healthcare.”

Can someone please line his shit ass up against the wall already?

I miss it, the little dude will be 26 going on 30 next year.

Edit: I hit send before I finished editing it.

If that little dude is as stoked about Pikachu as my dude was about Ninja Turtles then I feel his frustration. My dude one time spent an entire 5-hour car ride talking about Master Splinter. If I could have left him on the side of the road in New Mexico without his mother killing me, I would have lol.

They save those for high-profile athletes and celebrities lol

Your Naked Mother

Definitely an anti-social type. Woof woof woof woof! That’s my other dog imitation.

Lol that’s how you know it’s bots