Sarcasmo

How do you think tires feel when they’re vulcanized? Try to put yourself in their treads.

If you can’t fire it, it’s not working.

Should have let that one go before putting on the rubber suit.

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Will probably never benus.

It’s unusual to see these. They’re usually buried deep.

Viking Skol Cat

Back the blue screen.

Is this Plastic Cat or Elongated Cat? I always get them confused.

Ratatouille?

The Peepee Poopoo Man you say.

Yes. Now there’s just a void.

Such a cute squirrel. Why did your sister shoot it?

Must be a cock and lasagna joint.

Follow up comment about how your mom loves a witty retort.

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wat?

I stopped by for the immediate cremation and they couldn’t get me in so that’s bs.

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More milk per milk…PLUS…a thicker, creamier, longer-lasting milk moustache.