Same.

You don’t have an ass?

Nice wiener bro.

You should see the devastating effects of humanity on the environment.

Cartel violence is a drop in the bucket.

If you want a true massive brain reject communism and fascisms and embrace liberalism.

That’s sexual assault.

This makes me so erect.

To dress up my dick pictures this time of year I put a Santa hat and a fake beard on it.

A swing and a miss.

Harris would have been worse though.

I saved the comment so I can download the wiki if I ever lose internet.

McRibs are the shit.

I eat fifteen a day when it’s McRib season and it’s literally all I would eat if they served it year round.

I want a McRib McGriddle or a McRib McMuffin just to complete the day because I can’t eat them from two am to eleven am as it stands.

Unless the victim is a female cop because then they’re asking for it.

May contain microplastics and Jim’s penis residue.

There’s literally only seven words I don’t say on the internet and they are shit, piss, fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.

I’m in the waiting room right now for my weekly clean-out.

Freddy Got Fingered you uncultured swine.

If people wanted a high-end couch gaming PC they would just build or buy that.

This is supposed to be comparable to the current-generation consoles and it seems to be right there.

I was thinking Aphex Twin.