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Cake day: August 9th, 2023

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  • Which one? The jar? Or the choccy milk?

    I don’t know how my instance is gonna be about me linking directly to pornhub, but, and I can’t stress this enough. If you are under 18, do not search for this. But. If you want to find it yourself

    spoiler

    She’s called area51freak, and the first half of ot is called fucking a bottle of chocolate milk.

    Do not question how I found it, I just randomly stumbled across it whilst bored.

    The Second one is one man one jar. I’m just gonna avoid linking that. Oh, actually, I saw an interview with that guy somewhere, but he was just like "yeah, I fuck glass bottles. They’re better than plastic. The incident in one man one jar was a complete accident, it was really interesting.

    My spoiler didn’t work. Am giving up with it










  • See, I’m the opposite. I suffer from depression and riding/driving really helps with that.

    Only I don’t get all that angry when I do. If someone annoys me, I just go for a simple under-my-breath “you twat”.

    The bike works best for it. The big vroom helps quieten the sadness. Kinda hard to be sad when you’re sat on top of an explosive fuel and thousands of explosings happening between your legs. It’s kinda calming. To me, at least.

    Before anyone asks, no I haven’t fucked my exhaust. It’s still the stock one.