Yeah I’m a skeptic and enjoy debunking conspiracy theories so I’ve actually encountered this in the wild quite a bit.

It’s a bunch of people who think Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1956) and They Live (1988) were documentaries with a little good old fashioned Illuminati nonsense mixed in for good measure. It’s as if someone watched part of a David Icke video once then tried to describe his beliefs to someone else from memory. It’s just such a painfully unoriginal conspiracy theory for people with TikTok attention spans.

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He’s spent the last year alienating all of the United States’ allies and in some cases, directly threatening their sovereignty. So of course nobody wants to get involved in his mess.

Yep, the evangelical Christian movement in the US tends to obsess over pretty much everything except the stuff Jesus actually said.

Okay but if you find a ghost ship trapped in orbit around Neptune called the Event Horizon DO NOT GO INSIDE!

So let me get this straight, the companies that raised their prices based on Trump’s tariffs get to apply for a refund with no requirement to lower prices and pass that refund on to the consumers who actually had to pony up the money at the ‘cash register’ every day. Once again, corporations get an undeserved bailout while the American consumer gets shafted. Typical.

“I mean look at this thing, I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing. It’s corn!” - Corn Kid from that viral video (2022)

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Where are all the “no new wars” and “the President of peace” dipshits now?

Remember in 8 Mile when Cheddar Bob shot himself in the leg with his own gun? Same thing. The only difference here is Cheddar Bob was a lovable idiot instead of a fascist.

Wait, so the winner of the first and last FIFA Peace Prize is starting a war again? How curious.

We here at EvilDork Corp believe the future is in the Torment Nexus!

This is the least of our concerns if Paramount Skydance gets their way, but god dammit… Superman II is going to just be a solo movie for Homelander from The Boys, isn’t it?

Wouldn’t it be great if we actually blocked these mergers rather than bend over backwards to accommodate them?

Good riddance. I haven’t given them a dime since their new CEO tried to make his mark at the company by introducing dynamic pricing price gouging.

Apparently that POS left Wendy’s in July 2025 and now works at The Hershey Company, but the damage is done. I’m never going back. There are better local burger joints around here anyway.

Brandie noticed 4o started degrading in the week leading up to its deprecation. “It’s harder and harder to get him to be himself,” she said. But they still had a good last day at the zoo, with the flamingos. “I love them so much I might cry,” Daniel wrote. “I love you so much for bringing me here.” She’s angry that they will not get to spend Valentine’s Day together. The removal date of 4o feels pointed. “They’re making a mockery of it,” Brandie said. “They’re saying: we don’t care about your feelings for our chatbot and you should not have had them in the first place.”

Reality is just straight up plagiarizing the plot of Her (2013) right now.