After New Yorker dies of [dolphin noise]
After New Yorker dies of [dolphin noise]
One thing I do know is that motherfucker can’t see shit
Easy mistake to make. No, this is actually about the Margaritaville guy
Wait—that wasn’t intentionally hitler?
Bit of a misnomer honestly
CAUSE WE ARE THE CRYSTAL TEENS
Finally an animated series made for both halves of my brain
Well if he shot himself then he was clearly both
Seriously, fuck Anish Kapoor. He represents the very opposite of the artistic spirit
Hey I think someone made a webcomic of that
”Disney Legal Team Argues that Agreeing to the Terms & Conditions of Their Streaming Platform Releases The Company of Any and All Potential Liability in Political Assassination”
Very much nottheonion material. Something like
”Disney Legal Team Argues that Agreeing to the Terms & Conditions of Their Streaming Platform Releases The Company of Any and All Potential Liability in Shellfish Poisonings”
Is that the horse that he offered to that airline attended as payment to fuck him after he pulled out his penis in front of her on the plane? They liquidated that horse?
Dallas, Austin, or Houston?
Like sort of an Oceangate scenario in one of his rockets? Minus the civilian casualties
The Legend of Zluda
Like is he aware that she’s not one of his employees? This just seems like such an out of pocket thing to say
Hello yes my name is Dr. PhD I have many college and come to bringun you the health. stat.
It’s part of a greater cosmic cycle. We aren’t the first to embrace the beans and we won’t be the last
Reminds me of my ex