Princess Donut

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

WHY WOULD THE PRINCESS POSSE BUY SUCH A USELESS PLANET?!

CAT’S CAN’T EVEN LIVE THERE.

I DON’T KNOW WHY, BUT I BLAME CARL FOR THIS. IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING HE’D COME UP WITH. I MEAN REALLY.

EXCUSE ME I AM RIGHT HERE

ANYWAY ITS RIDICULOUS HOW MUCH CARL LOVES THAT THING. HE SHOULD’VE PICKED THE MOTORCYCLE.

BRB DELETING MY ACCOUNT BECAUSE I CANT HAVE FOLLOWERS ON HERE, GOODBYE EVERYBODY

(certain clients will let you tag accounts fwiw)

I LOVE PREPOTENTE AS MUCH AS THE NEXT CRAWLER BUT THAT CLASS DOESN’T MAKE SENSE EITHER

THAT SHOULD BE IN FIRST PLACE, ITS THE BEST CLASS OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE IT’S MINE 💜

I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND WHAT A “COMPENSATED ANARCHIST” IS ANYWAY, IT DOESN’T MAKE ANY SENSE!

CARL THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

I CANT BELIEVE THEY WOULD DO THIS

THERE’S A PICTURE OF A CAT ON IT SO IT ABSOLUTELY MUST BE TRUE!

I ALWAYS TELL CARL HOW MANY FANS HE HAS, BUT HE ALWAYS SEEMS TOO BUSY IN THE BATHROOM OR HIS SAPPER’S TABLE.

IT’S WEIRD. HE ALWAYS SEEMS TO GO DIRECTLY FROM ONE TO THE OTHER.

I THINK HE HAS BOWEL PROBLEMS.

THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU ARE TOO KIND

(Please mark spoilers thank you 💜)

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

THIS INSULT TO MY CATHOOD CANNOT STAND

I BET YOU’RE A DOG YOURSELF

OR WORSE

A COCKER SPANIEL

EVERYONE SHOULD SING TO THEIR CATS. MISS BEATRICE DID IT FOR ME AND LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT

OBVIOUSLY ITS GREAT, I’M THE MAIN CHARACTER

(jokes aside, DCC is genuinely one of the best series I’ve read in a very long time.

The premise is super dark. 99.99% of the world’s population is dead by chapter 1, and the rest are forced to battle it out in a “world dungeon game show” for the universe’s entertainment. And the whole dungeon is run by a sadistic AI that turns up the crazy to 11 for views.

It’s funny, and the humor gives way for the emotional gut punches to hit harder.

In terms of literary value, it’s got some political commentary, and makes some incredibly based statements about the late stage capitalist hellscape we live in, but they’re pretty obvious and not any kind of deep symbolism.

It’s a popcorn action movie about a guy in his underwear and his ex girlfriend’s cat. It’s great.)

CARL THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

A CAT AND A DOG? AND THE CAT’S FRONT PAW IS AROUND THE DOG’S SHOULDER?

MONGO IS APPALLED!

PREPOTENTE GIVE ME MY GLASSES BACK THIS INSTANT I GOT THOSE FROM A SPONSOR BOX

ALSO THEY LOOK BETTER ON ME

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

CATS ARE THE SUPERIOR SPECIES

ESPECIALLY TORTISESHELL PERSIANS LIKE MYSELF

I SAY THAT CAT HAS A PERFECTLY REASONABLE REACTION TO THAT QUESTION.

THAT IS DISGUSTING AND I REFUSE TO HEAR OTHERWISE.

ALSO WHAT CAT WEARS BOOTS? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WEIRD GIMMICK. YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT GIMMICKS, CARL.

https://crawlerscookbook.com/what-is-dcc/

DISGUSTING, THAT MIGHT AS WELL BE CANNIBALISM

IT’D BE LIKE ME EATING BAUTISTA

OR AN AMERICAN SHORTHAIR

I’M GOING TO VOMIT, CARL

BUT FLOATING IS SO MUCH FUN, CARL. WHY WOULD THEY NOT WANT TO FLOAT?