To be an artist, you need skills. Skills you do not have. No one stole from you. You just don’t have what it takes.

1. You are not an artist. An artist makes art and spreads the joy of creation. An artist makes art. You make bitching and spread your lack of joy. An artist makes art. You make bitching. What tf does that make you?

2) While you’re sitting in your cave with shit-stained fingers complaining about your lack of ability to compete in a market where people are thriving, you have forgotten the most important thing about art. What is that, Pinocchio? What is the most important thing about art? THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER.

You have no respect for the eye of the beholder, which means you will never GET the respect of the eye of the beholder. You are not destined to be one of us because you cannot adapt to tools and manifest your vision THROUGH THE TOOL in a competitive space, like the good little cog in art history which you ARE NOT. What part of Art History are you building besides your stance as the ant-like, sweaty irritant at the edges complaining that no one seeks you out?

Go find someone else’s joy to shit on, you talentless hack.

How much of this do you think is AI?

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Hahaha! It happens

True! Although, for my own enjoyment I could see myself going to the library just to relive the entire experience. Maybe I’d even read it before the sun came up, just to remember what it was like to dread and fear my mother’s company. 😂

Fan art is a huge part of the fandom. I like this. Please remove your entire fist from my ass, you jerk.

I haven’t seen the show yet, but the audiobooks are amazing!

for real though 🐇

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☝️ This. Exactly. Is it a fantastical tale catered to kids? Sure. It’s also phenomenal, discussing themes from the history of the British Isles. Check out this intro from another of his books in this series:

He’s directly fucking businesspeople now.

I’ll never understand people begging to stylishly go to prison. Who are these plastic, dead-eyed posers? How is anyone this disconnected from the concept of stealth wealth?

After cutting my teeth in the business world, I’ve seen people hide away money they have no right to. They take their families on extended sailing trips. They attend parties where everyone else is also wearing many thousands of dollars. Their cars are old models with aftermarket replacement parts that run like a dream. They have vacation homes in places where filming is discouraged. They don’t buy their business partners gaudy gifts like they’re courting a royal marriage.

It’s not acceptable to evade taxes and hoard money (my money no longer allows deals with such people), but if you’re going to do all that nonsense why choose to go tell on yourself?

Pawnee must never hear of this…

Yes. I have a masters degree in digital marketing, and I’m very excited for this.

I’M HERE FOR IT. This is the future, and I’m genuinely invested in this (I’ve spoken to marketing industry people about how cool this could be).

Unhappy with the recently uploaded file feature load function occasion app…? Would you like… BETTER recently uploaded file feature load function occasion app…?!

I bet someone got it in their head that slow reviews were the reason the company wasn’t meeting a goal, and they asked everyone to contribute.

😂 exactly

Check with the IRS! Someone call Bill Nye to confirm. How can this be true?! 😂😂