I feel the same way when someone says it IRL.

I like that you respect their pronouns.

Let’s not pretend like the beard had nothing to do with this.

Had to zoom in to see that wasn’t toilet paper.

Why does this look like The Oatmeal?

There’s an old Chinese proverb: lies are like tigers; they are bad!

I literally had to go to physical therapy to loosen up.

Power is out. Can I jonkle in the dark?

Don’t know what it means, but autocorrect tried to change it to “boneless.”

My innocence!

You wouldn’t print an autism

This is the future liberals want.

And decrease the surplus population.

User name checks out.

User name checks out.

Some experiences are just so crazy, you have to say yes, given the opportunity, so that freakiness can be born into the universe through you.

Pretty sure meth is involved.

This sounds like the kind of almost close-to-reality story an AI would tell

“Ugh I hate clam chowder. Its just hot ocean milk with dead animal croutons.”

What is NDs?

Who can afford a backup egg?