Don’t look away. RIP Phillip.

Onions back!

My comrade in crisis, we can’t even all agree that there is a fire.

And my axe ass!

Nobody should be able to do that.

Restricting freedoms too?! You must be one uhv them commi an-tee-fah immigrants takin’ up all our jobs and unemployment benefits! Stay away from our cats! … unless they belong to childless women, then it’s fair game! /S

Whoa whoa whoa, building codes? That’s just costly red tape! How will builders see ever increasing profit margins with all this government bureaucracy?! Remove the building codes entirely, let the Free Market^TM do an invisible handshake with Jesus, and the rest will take care of itself /s

Memes demonstrating that Neolithic communication is superior, as written language is abandoned for pictographs on digital walls.

Been down mostly for a week or two, started with DDoS issues, not sure if that’s ongoing or if the onion site is just gone now.

Called one a ra-cist, and he said "Ouch!

Imma steal your account for being such a grouch,

And invite JD on over to the couch."

elements chelements

FTFY

Here you go

Maybe it can barely run a web browser because it’s working so hard spying on you?

I was crazy once.

Giggity giggity

If they shut down taco bell it becomes the flag of the Fascist Neo-Confederacy of Kentucky Fried Chicken.

As far as I can tell? No, but I just did a search of the onimbus for some keywords. The mental image feels very Adamsish though, doesn’t it? I may have unconsciously plagiarized it from somewhere. Props to you if you can find the source. Maybe it’s a Pratchettian quote? Or Giamanic?

When given a robot voice, all it learned how to do was scream endlessly.

Don’t catch you slippin’ now

Oh my god. I can’t get the song out of my head now! Sweet Jesus what have you done to me?!