Or it shouldn’t be a fine, but criminal prosecution for the executives responsible.

The only worse choice for CEO is Chambers. She had a valid reason to just fire his ass. If he’s not willing to do what he’s told to do, then he’s not willing to do his job. It looks to me like the board wanted to get rid of him for reasons that had nothing to do with cancer. Why reference the cancer at all?

I have the feeling the only reason they didn’t just get rid of him was because of the cancer diagnosis. Trying to be “nice”. But even if the cancer was the reason for not just cutting him loose, there’s no reason to bring it up.

How does the CEO not know referencing the cancer would expose them to liability? Did they not sit down with their lawyers before sitting down with him?

Now they’re probably going to lose in court and be forced to pay him off.

They should fire Chambers.

Party pooper.

Yeah, I’m not saying it was random chance either. I’m just amused by imagining the possibility of some poor sad sack who got it and can’t figure out why everyone hates him.

Plus, the chances of randomly getting BOOG88 have got to be pretty small.

But not impossible.

I’m just imagining the guy that randomly got that license plate with no idea of any possible meaning.

He just can’t understand why his car is always the victim of such vandalism. Every time he gets it fixed, he finds it keyed again, or the tires flat, lights smashed…

Serious question: are there other constitutional rights that can provide the direct means to kill?

Did she actually throw shit on him?

If she did, a punch seems like a not unreasonable reaction to me.

If you are female and have to take time off for a medical procedure, they’ll just assume it’s an abortion and flunk you. After all, why are you in school anyway? You don’t need an education to clean house and have babies.

I recall Bush II starting his first term saying that the economy was doing so great that we had a budget surplus, and that had to be given back to the people* via tax breaks.

Then, before that could happen, the economy hit the shitter, and he said we needed to encourage the economy to recover by giving tax breaks to the people*.

It’s amazing how tax breaks just fix everything.

* The rich people, of course.

How?

The nice thing about Linux is, he can’t buy it and fuck it up.

As I understand it, it isn’t sunlight, but distance.

If a child spends all its time indoors focusing on nothing farther than the walls, myopia will result.

No no, you’re wrong. The problem is taxes are too high and the people on the absolute top don’t get enough money. If we just make them a bit richer, the wealth will finally start trickling down on us.

Wait! I think I feel it trickling down right now!

Nope. Just piss. Again.

Because ignoring genocides is what the world does.

If 9 year old girls could hold an aspirin between their legs, they wouldn’t get pregnant. They are sluts so naturally they should give birth because that will make it better.

This is the craziest thing to me. Babies as punishment for “moral failing.”

A baby is not and should never be a punishment. Anyone who thinks a baby is a punishment shouldn’t be having babies or forcing others to have babies.

If they steal both, someone would notice. Steal one and replace it with a neuticle, and no one’s the wiser.

We gave our son children’s Benadryl to get him to sleep, but:

He was five.

He couldn’t sleep because he broke his arm earlier that day and we had to wait until the next day to get a cast on it (so the swelling would go down). He just had a splint, so every time he moved, it hurt.

When we called the ER to ask what to do so he could sleep, they said anything they would do would require him to be admitted, so the best solution was to just give him a dose of children’s Benadryl.

He was our kid, not someone else’s kid entrusted to our care with the understanding that we wouldn’t drug him.

That’s ridiculous. He was executed for being black. The counterfeit bill was just the excuse.

Yeah, but if the hated turns into a complete rejection of everything he stands for, there’s a chance.

There’s a chance that Melania has instilled in him a deep and neverending hatred of his father. It shouldn’t have been too difficult. In an effort to rebel against everything his father represents, he might accidentally become a good person.