Don’t it always seem to go

That you don’t know what you’ve got 'til it’s gone

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But you get to decide what I’m allowed to comment? 🙄

Go whine at them then for fuck’s sake. Block me. Block everyone that offends you.

I can’t time travel. I won’t see comments that are made later than mine as I type it in. And regardless of the certain oneway direction of time, I still wouldn’t be responsible for any other comments that I didn’t make.

Also, no. Get the gist of a “Crazy news from all over the world” community. I’m not going to put a “THIS IS A JOKE” in front of my obvious jokes. Some people on the very edge of the spectrum might not get it, but that’s just a price I’m willing to pay.

This community is “Not The Onion@lemmy.world”. It is not really for serious shit. If you don’t recognize a comment saying “living her best life” about someone who is abusive towards kids as a non-serious comment, then sadly you need some sort of help getting the stick out of your butthole.

Also, just to be clear and make sure that you do not take this comment seriously: I do not mean that you have an actual stick inside your butthole. In fact, I have no opinion on your butthole, like at all.

It was a fucking joke. It’s obviously not OK to do do any of what she did.

Let her live her best life.

The only Nairobi airport that I know of is Jomo Kenyatta Airport, but there’s probably many others and it could be any one of them, so nothing to worry about.

Probably a different Nairobi, Kenya than the one my wife is flying in from tomorrow 🫠

“What, this again?”

TODO

☐ Invade Ukraine

☐ 11 days of rest and celebration

☐ Invade NATO

I think it is only reasonable that the americans get to name or rename as much as possible after trump. That way the world will remember how they elected the worst fucking person in the world fucking twice long after he is gone.

You’re right, a calendar won’t save you from auto-renewal failures. My pet peeve might be outdated 😬

Oh, one of my pet peeves, certificates that expires unexpectedly. Because no they don’t, you know damn well when the certificate expires from the moment it is issued and there is literally no need to monitor anything, you just need a calendar.

The reasons for not doing this can be organizational (shared calendars are a pain), laziness, lack of documentation (we know it expired, but we don’t know/remember how to update it) or task overload (the new certificate solved an incident likely because the previous instance expired without warning and now it is past office hours and everyone goes home and tomorrow there’s a different incident, so no one follows up, repeat next year).

Granted, I’ve been guilty of all of those, but a calendar should be all that you need.

Go on then pussies.

Europe should mirror russia’s attacks and mockery. A train derails in Germany and russia is quick to say “false flag” - The next week a train derails in russia and NATO says “false flag”. russia pays European teenagers peanuts to start forest fires? NATO pays russian teenagers burn shit in russia. A drone crashes in the Baltics and putin blames Ukraine? A drone crashes in russia and NATO smirkingly blames belarus.

The article is paywalled, but I’d guess recording people without consent can quite often be pervy. On the beach, in a club, at the gym, fucking etc.

Tears because it brought back memories of their home?

Those rape survivors should really give donald trump some privacy!