Yeah…because the West Bank is just like your community’s next “neighborhood over,” right? I provided context not included in the title. Just because you can’t handle the truth doesn’t mean you won’t hear it.

Couldn’t have anything to do with the fact that they found that teenaged Israeli lad dead, could it?

I was hoping for a recording of the news release about this discovery in that helium-elevated voice.

Kid in old age, probably: “Yeah, I was working in the Salt Mines at 11. Then they petered out, so I got me a job at the Pepper Mill. By the time I retired, I was first shift at the Olive Garden, doling out shredded cheese like a fiend. Yessir! Them was the days!”