When I thread it between my gleaming moist teeth.
When I thread it between my gleaming moist teeth.
Can I teach ANY part of the bible?
Is this Lemmy’s most despised post?
It obviously didn’t slow down her clubbing.
-@SnausagesinaBlanket
It’s what Muhammad would have wanted.
Edit: Amusingly, explaining the search results for “Rule 34 Muhammad” to my 10-year-old daughter was less awkward than I anticipated.
I’ve been in the men’s, had a women walk in and enter a stall, and didn’t give a fuck. We’re both adults. She either made a mistake or didn’t want to wait. Either way, it did not impact me.
I just appreciate that they waited until summer vacation so that most schools won’t get fucked.
And the consequence is?
Just do it already.
I’m just happy they’re doing okay.
LOL. Perfect. Thank you.
I was going to say, “We should go back to killing people,” but then thought better of it. We should start killing shitty people.
“But who will decide who is shitty?”
“That’s the fun! Anyone!”
“But then I won’t know who I can be shitty around!”
“And then?”
“I would have to be a moderately less shitty person.”
“Yeah …”
“But what if someone starts killing random people without cause?”
“Sounds pretty shitty. Kill them.”
“But what about the innocent people who are harmed?”
“Let’s not pretend to start caring, now that your head is on the block.”
“What if someone kills you?”
“I’ll be dead. I won’t have to deal with these shitty people anymore.”
“Why not just kill yourself?”
“Because I believe that my life has meaning and that I am helping people.”
“But what if someone thinks that the meaning you have selected is shitty?”
“Again, I will be dead.”
“So how can we know what is and isn’t shitty behavior?”
“It’ll work itself out if we maintain the system with some degree of fidelity.”
“This would just create a society where literally person would have to agree on what it means to be shitty.”
“Yeah, that would be dope.”
“This is horrifying and short sighted.”
“Yeah. Pretty on-brand for people.”
“Yep.”
“Yep.”
May as well call it “Turn Off”.
I would also worship this guy’s wife.
That’s some battery life on that phone.
Preferably bu Tuesday morning so I don’t have to go back to work.
Nobody disagrees with that. People do disagree with “Israel has the right to conduct genocide against the Palestinians.”