Honestly, this is just an indictment of the health care system in the Forgotten Realms. Mindflayers should control a powerful lord to mandate universal healthcare and improve the supply of potions and employ cleric healers throughout the realm.

Appropriate: https://youtu.be/vr_FPbAHids?si=sLBGiN0IShtyseoS

Humans can’t write bug-free code, it’s beyond us.

Hey, my CS professor said my Hello World was perfect!

Probably getting sued out of existence for violating patents and breaking DRM.

“Okay, I switched to Linux, now I’m getting this error message: _______.”

“Install ______.”

“It gives me this error now: ______.”

“You have to update the _____ library first.”

“It won’t let me.”

“You have to use sudo.”

“It tells me to clone the git via the command line, but git says verifying login from command line isn’t supported any more.”

“You’re following seven year old instructions.”

“They’re the only instructions I can find.”

“You should switch to this other flavor of Linux.”