It’s a long shot, though.

Ah, finally a practical use for AI…universal scapegoat!

I see your post has a few upvotes. Therefore, I will trust you implicitly on this matter. Thank you!

My response is even harsher…“Yeah, no, I’m finding a way to never use this company’s services ever again.” Easier said than done, but I don’t even want to associate with places that shove this in my face.

So, what is the difference between this approach and just selling an extended warranty?

Biden drew up this storm path on a map…WITH A SHARPIE

That’s the spirit!

The nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are always either right, or pleasantly surprised.

“It’s a moo point. Like a cow’s opinion, you know, it just doesn’t matter.”

Elon, sometime soon: “I’ve got a great idea! We’re renaming Tesla to ‘E’! Let’s go, bros!”

Please, how do I unsubscribe from this program/station/network/reality?

I was trying to think how this could be enforced. It actually makes sense when you frame it this way, didn’t think about the parent side. “Sorry Karen, that’s the law! Your kid week get her phone back in a week!”

October 2025 me: what the hell, why didn’t anyone tell me about this before!?!

Someone recently told me they bought a “vintage truck”. I asked them what year the truck was made, expecting something from the 60’s or so…but apparently 1985 is vintage now. 😟

Ah, I see you have studied and understand the complexities of corporate finance. Well done, let’s give our CEO a 2,000% raise to celebrate!

-Corporate board somewhere, probably

Bro, you need to work for the election campaign. This is far more motivating than professional ads I see elsewhere.

At least it looks like he knows where claws should work…on the post and not the couch! 😂

That face when you realize the subway car IS the toilet.

A wild Mitch Hedberg appears! Have my updoot.

It’s here to stay…for only $3.99 per month! *

*cost for monthly subscription only. Excludes fees for sending and receiving messages. Chat and others services extra.

Anyone want to take a bet, this is where we will be in 5 years?