Makes me think we must of missed out on news stories of people wanting to fuck clippy
Self described Imbecile. Be sure to remind me if I try to express an opinion to you apes.
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Pearl@lemmy.mlto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•GOP may finally succeed in unrelenting quest to kill two NASA climate satellitesEnglish27·4 days agoHave we tried transferring them to the department of war to monitor “foreign terraforming projects”
Pearl@lemmy.mlto Privacy@lemmy.ml•Nepal Bans 26 Social Media Platforms, Including Signal10·6 days agoI worry how resilient Signal can be if enough countries ban it
I don’t think signal devs are just going to sit around crying that signal got banned.
Probably go the route of tor browser and have signed installer distributed amongst multiple mirrors.
This has to be a legitimate strategy in lore no? Devote a whole army to holding him in one location for an hour.
Proud to be one of Americas 4 companies
Pearl@lemmy.mlto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Department of Defense to be renamed 'Department of War' within week, Trump saysEnglish3·16 days agoBlock print?
Pearl@lemmy.mlto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Do people still wear these caps in the water?31·16 days agoJesus Marie?, they’re just Minerals
Pearl@lemmy.mlto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Do people still wear these caps in the water?41·16 days agoSunscreens are generally either mineral based or chemical based.
And all inferior to letting another material tank the UV damage.
Keeping skin pretty is completely out of the realm of reasons for religious coverings tho
Just confirming that this is because you’ll both enter the relationship as economically equivalent?
Pearl@lemmy.mlto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•Do people still wear these caps in the water?5·16 days agoChemical free sun protection, as the lord intended.
Haters say you can get the same effect from sunscreen you smear across your skin with chemicals you can’t pronounce. Let them live with their jerky skin for seeking the embrace of the sun god.
I swear it’s just an overactive pattern matching sub-system, I swear!
Part of me thinks we should be subsidizing churches with taxes. Because the American system of “prosteltyze or loose your church” just led to super churches.
If a third of a population is vulnerable to psychological dependency then it’s time to work it into government, rather than small church battle royale for donation dollars.
Do troops get paid more at least during these operations?
Where are these titties cigarettes? Asking for a friend.
It’s not a generation thing. But I’d rather clown on her for the smoking and seatbelts than her body choice.
Pearl@lemmy.mlto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•248 Legally Deceased "Patients" are In These Dewars Awaiting Future Revival - Cryonics9·18 days agoThawing out scientists whose research is stalled because aliens have blocked sub atomic particle research.
Pearl@lemmy.mlto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•248 Legally Deceased "Patients" are In These Dewars Awaiting Future Revival - Cryonics9·18 days agoSo the gamble is that tech is invented before money runs out?
But also didn’t one routine inspection discover liquefied human remains?
Pearl@lemmy.mlto Technology@lemmy.world•Harvard dropouts to launch ‘always on’ AI smart glasses that listen and record every conversationEnglish9·20 days agoPer my recent submission to the galactic council (most recent human newspaper), they practically couldn’t save themselves even if they wanted to. Parasitizing their brains through my eyeglass network is a mercy, and now we are one voice planet wide.
- Testimony of the Terran AI mesh network, parasitizing the original species via their ocular lobes.
What happens when we can solve the cancer problem? Asbestos going back into everything again?