This is what my notes look like when I wake up in the middle of the night to write down the most amazing idea I’ve ever had, only to be extremely disappointed in the morning. It’s even worse when I can vaguely remember what I meant, but not quite enough to make sense of it.

I love it when animals go :D. They look so human when they do it.

Adding to my CV: valuable contributions to numerous projects on github

This owl is 100% aware of how badass it looks.

This bird is coming for you, and you have nowhere left to run!

That’s some seriously impressive camouflage. Whenever I see animals in isolation, I wonder how their fur / feather patterns could fool anybody, but seeing them in their natural environment reallly shows how well they can blend in.

As the CEO of Linux, I’ve had long and intense discussions with Mr Musk about the future of the company if he were to buy it, and I have come to the conclusion that he is a very good and smart businessman. There is no doubt on my mind that our company will thrive under his competent leadership. The Linux Corporation™ is therefore proud to announce that we have decided to accept his gracious offer of 69 billion US dollars, payable in $100 Google Play gift cards.