Interesting, I wonder if that’s a trope, various cryptids that can’t consume ‘human fools’ but can drink coffee?

Is this not Tokyo ghoul? Though…. Not exactly vampires….

Next headline: tRump administration blocks California from issuing any more regulations, mandates microbes in drinks. tRump quoted: ‘make drinks great again! We’re bringing back the plastic straw! Paper straws, so dumb, many experts call plastic the best! Now we’re making them better with beads!’

You’re not getting me this time, internet person! I’m not just going to start searching for prolapse on the web…. Not this time!

Day late and a dollar short, stupid nazi fuck! Kisses! 💋💋

I mean if he was piloting it, it wouldn’t have blown up! He’s the best and smartest person ever, all the best people are saying it. I think he should definitely pilot them all!

Make America (have) mesothelioma again!

wtf? Definitely going to check this out.

:( it’s true

“Well I mean, look where she was? On Epstein private island? Basically asking for it”

Ick. I would expect something like that from that crowd. Some excuse to make it ‘ok’

Vomit

…… so the democrats are eyeing the Nazi to be an ally? What’s the saying, if there’s a nazi in the party and you don’t kick them out? I mean come on.

Though on brand for the dems, always trying to be as out of touch and ruin their own chances as much as possible.

Omg that’s so gross.

“Left a couple of cases of empty alcohol bottles on the floor for a month….”

“Then I got roaches from it! That’s how I knew my neighbors had cleanliness issues.”

…….?

You lie, there’s no way…… right?

Was about to say… wasn’t that always their plan…?

What a cutie! I hope she is very loved and living her best cat life!

Sounds like government contracts are out, boss. What’re we gonna do now?

Lmao no. GTFOOH with that now. First you clowns want to make this country radioactive with dogshit policy and fascist shit, and now you are begging for a second chance? Fuck that. I would urge Canadians that there are plenty of other, better places to visit and do trade with.

Volcel Camino it is, then!

I think I feel economics trickling down my pant leg right now!!