He shouldn’t have resisted

There is a process for suing the federal government for wrongful termination, but idk how it would work when you’re dealing with the actual Justice Department

Turns out everything humans need to live on is like hard spice for every other species

I should clarify, I included the excerpt in the post because i, too, believe this is bullshit.

Oh I 100% agree, I just kept the article title the same as was originally published.

As I said throughout the entire election cycle, if Trump wins, Palestine will be gone by Summer.

Because they’re terrorists duh /s

I know the joke is supposed to be Dune but I’ve never seen Dune so all that came to mind was Beetlejuice

You mean this is America by the end of this year (assuming we’re still around)

πr^2?

Wait a minute, so is that like a robot… Solving your captchas?

The “Love you” at the end really hits home.

I really hope you send them a summary of them calling to ask you to delete the summary.

I hope they just completely recreate one of Hitler’s speeches but with Elon instead.

Or better yet, that video of Hitler watching the Olympics while completely tweaked out

Well it is called readsludge.com