Seems like they shouldn’t have escalated those financial struggles. Idiots.

Ass clarinet don’t play itself.

Ass jerky don’t make itself.

I like how it was written in the bird person.

I waited over two years for their Naya Create split keyboard. It finally arrived and they fucking moved the enter and backspace keys, rendering it unusable.

Could I have looked at the key layout and seen the fucky design ahead of time? Sure, but who would think they have to check on something so basic?

Inconceivable!

I’m jacked! Jacked to the TITS!

ITT: People who don’t know that Windows 95-98 and Windows ME were gui front-ends for a DOS kernel.

Most games of this era wouldn’t run on Windows 2000, the first consumer Windows OS not built on DOS.