JackTea

Same.

And do you ever think about where baby food comes from when you go to the baby store, like Carter’s?

You get pets at a pet store so…

Genius. Bumping so others see this

That’s revolting. You should be ashamed.

box arrives at my door
inside is a small box with a button. A note says in large block letters to never press the button or 1% evil etc
rolls my eyes and grabs my gear to go to work. But sits down. Presses the button many, many times
still pressing

Emoluments Clause…nvm, forgot what timeline this is.

I dunno, dude, let’s hear him out.

I like to point at pregnant people and say “I know what you did a year ago!”
Before they respond, I add, “you went to [insert name of popular baby store]”.
/This initiates confusion. And then implies, like pet stores, you can also buy baby items and a baby.
//yes, I know how pregnancy works. I have to find ways to let my weird out

But why? What was the point of animating live actors into tennis balls? Are tennis balls a critical role in the movies? Why not just use…real balls?