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In today’s money? About 17p, or 21 US cents. Shocking, really. I’ve got a club because at that price, why wouldn’t you?
In today’s money? About 17p, or 21 US cents. Shocking, really. I’ve got a club because at that price, why wouldn’t you?
“If you want to respect the rule of law, you’ve got to start from the original lawgiver, which was Moses”
Bollocks, more like.
The earliest known laws are from The Code of Ur-Nammu from Mesopotamia written on tablets around 2100–2050 BCE. If Moses existed, he was probably chiselling away at his tables six or seven hundred years later.
So I demand that these laws replace the 10 Commandments in schools. Who could forget such classics as:
Runequest: Oh dear, my left leg’s come off!
Defragged cows. System files cannot be moved.
Rule #1: Maximum Game Fun
Regular elves have Wolverhampton accents. It is known.
A new hand touches the beacon…
A liquid which on command becomes as solid and unyielding as diamond.
Pedantry: it putter not potter.
“He’s been swigging his for ages. He says he likes it. Actually, come to think of it, he started before the water ran out.”
8th dimension, obv.
You’d say what with the what now?
Musk also told staff that he would ask for the resignation of any executive “who retains more than three people who don’t obviously pass the excellent, necessary and trustworthy test.”
Pssst. Elon. You’re not any of those three things.
how does that work? A fireball underwater?
Magic. It works by magic.
Haven’t read the story yet but… was this a white guy? I’m going to guess not,
Russia says US support for Ukraine will end as ‘humiliating fiasco’ like ‘Vietnam and Afghanistan’
Of course that Is what Russia says. They were hardly likely to say ‘That’‘s it, game over for us, we’re withdrawing all our troops now.’
I’m anaspeptic, phrasmotic, even compunctuous to have read such pericombobulation.