8,653 cars over four dealerships in three days is ~961 cars per dealer per day.

*~721 (you accidentally divided by 3x3 instead of 4x3 for dealerships x days)

(Which is still absurd, of course)

Excellent

Ping

Good. Can you keep us updated?

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Those first three words really make that response far more wholesome than it would’ve been otherwise

And how do you get it in without moving?

Oh gosh

He’s got Quebecois singing the national anthem in English

Wdym? I’m ootl (and my google-fu is apparently shit)

What is she semi-plausibly supposed to be actually referring to?

Both are fun to say :D

(But the first one makes more sense imo)

It might be potato waffles

*Covfefe boy

Who’s the guy in the back? He doesn’t have a name tag

They would need infinite boys to be a full circle

So you’ve made this comment before, which makes me think the one you’ve made here is satirical/sarcastic, or otherwise misjudged. Can you expand on this?

Ooh, a 25-minute old troll account! I bet you’ll last for years and the novelty of being a le epic troll will never wear off

🍕 = –1/12

In November 2023, the Mexican Senate passed a resolution calling on the Mexican executive to recognize Palestine and the State of Palestine upgraded the status of its delegation in Mexico from a “Special Delegation” to a full embassy. While Mexico was listed as having recognized Palestine in 2023 in documents circulated by the United Nations, the President of Mexico, Andrés Manuel López Obrador clarified in May 2024 that Mexico had not yet officially recognized the State of Palestine. In October 2024, Mexican president Claudia Sheinbaum stated that a recognition of a Palestinian state was the right move to achieve peace.

I guess this is why Mexico is light green?

That guy needs executing