I have “nothing to hide” but I STILL like privacy tyvm. Hence I’ll shit in public with the stall door closed, and not disclose my wank schedule on Facebook

It’s the wrong way round

What was the original? All my searching leads to this exact comic

Yeah but soon they’ll be top tier in America

“iD rAtHeR bE tRiEd By 12 tHaN cArriEd bY 6”

Amazing how police in other countries manage to de-escalate

What did he say (here and on that other thread?)

8,653 cars over four dealerships in three days is ~961 cars per dealer per day.

*~721 (you accidentally divided by 3x3 instead of 4x3 for dealerships x days)

(Which is still absurd, of course)

Excellent

Ping

Good. Can you keep us updated?

1 2 2 50

Those first three words really make that response far more wholesome than it would’ve been otherwise

And how do you get it in without moving?

Oh gosh

He’s got Quebecois singing the national anthem in English

Wdym? I’m ootl (and my google-fu is apparently shit)

What is she semi-plausibly supposed to be actually referring to?

Both are fun to say :D

(But the first one makes more sense imo)

It might be potato waffles

*Covfefe boy

Who’s the guy in the back? He doesn’t have a name tag