I got told I couldn’t get a tax return because they flagged me for potential fraud, so I have to go to ID.me to verify… but then my account got banned while trying to verify my information.

Fml

At this point I look forward to spitting on Reddit’s grave

I’m laughing for real right now

https://youtu.be/6zHZj8Xp-Ik?

Now do Dead or Alive

Ya know I was really hoping that when Capcom released Mega Man X Dive Offline that it would become a standard that all live service games would adhere to…

How naive

An AI isn’t even concious

It’s not a very good one since I’m not an AI

And this is why Health and Justice shouldn’t be for profit

Nice try, but I have the ability to say no to this.

I still have people swearing to me that she “Supports the trans community” and “Donates money to pro-trans causes” and that people are “targetting her unfairly”

Sad thing is, they’re being serious and arguing in what they believe is good faith. They legitimately don’t realize who she is, they’re too smitten by the debunked story of a homeless woman who wrote Harry Potter on old napkins.

And another thing “Simulation Theory” is literally just saying

“What if God created the universe”

and then adding “With a computer”

To the end of that sentence, I will die on this hill.

There hasn’t been a new Harry Potter book in decades, and Fantastic Beasts basically took cyanide when Crimes of Grindelwald came out, only thing keeping this franchise alive is fanfics

Sadly I’m still going to hear “Oh she gives to LGBT Charities, she just doesn’t agree with transpeople on EVERY little thing, doesn’t mean she’s a transphobe.”

The ability to question free will, means you have free will.

The only reason people think otherwise is because no one’s realized Sam Harris is a woo-peddler yet.

Legally? Naw it won’t hold up in court.

George Lucas doesn’t have the right to come into my house and smash my VHS copies of the original trilogy pre-special edition.

That’s a thing you can sue for?

I really wanted to like Destiny 2, but then they started releasing expansion packs faster than I could feasibly buy or play them. Then I learned that most of those expansions had no content anymore anyway because they think removing content is a good idea, so I just gave up.

Sadly it seems like they really would have been better off as a Halo-Making Machine like Microsoft wanted them to be.

Reminder to all my homies: If any of ya’ll think trans rights are a bargaining chip, you aint leftist enough for me!

It’s from an episode that does a terribly shallow parody of anime. Ya know the kind where there’s tentacle monsters everywhere despite me not being able to name a single anime I’ve ever seen that has that, just Western Parodies of anime and everyone talks in horrible Engrish in forced asian accents, even though not even dubbers as inept as 4Kids do that?

Basically the “I’m 65 and the only Japanese Cartoon I’ve ever seen is Speed Racer, and maybe parts of one episode of Pokemon my nephew was watching? But I’ve still totally got this guys!” school of anime parodies.

I fucking hate shallow parodies.

The same episode also parodied a lot of 80’s cartoons; Namely Smurfs and GI Joe, and did a much better job of doing so… Mostly because the writers had actually seen Smurfs and GI Joe.

Why can’t we have Leftist Unity? The fucking Rightists can agree on hating “The Libz”

Why can’t we agree on hating cons? Sadly I can’t even get Leftist factions to agree on “LGBT Rights are based and cool”, because Left-Learning TERFs exist and I’ve had Tankies pull “LGBT Rights is racist because it means forcing Western Ideals where they don’t belong” crap on me.