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Fat chance.
Fat chance.
This image fills me with serotonin
So, to be clear, Bluesky is not a knee-jerk reaction to Twitter’s enshittification and is actually very good?
Or Startpage. Mojeek. Searx. Qwant. The lot…
I absolutely shit on crypto forever until actually reading into it. Alas, new things are too scary for conservatives most people to consider. I’m glad I grew up, being able to recognise Bitcoin as a genuine effort at creating a good thing instead of a fad.
Why does it seem to be getting more traction than Mastodon? Makes no sense.
This is some proper brainrot right here. Bravo!
Aye, but what if I don’t want good things
Because it’s weird
They always ask if it can run DOOM…
But can DOOM run you?
2024! = 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Wow!
This… works. Ultimately one of the smaller issues (and different swipe regions are just easier), but it’s a little faster.
I use Niagra. Launchers are home screen only. And, as long as I use anything related to stock Android, I’m stuck with this.
Hold on. This control centre thing is really annoying me over here on Android. iOS separates notifications and control centre into two separate groups. I have to swipe down twice on Android to do what took a single swipe on iOS. On top of this, clearing all notifications closes the drawer after a delay, automatically. Why? I can close it faster myself, and sometimes, I want it to stay open, but NOPE!
And then the control centre itself. Volume control just… doesn’t exist (key word: CONTROL). Brightness (which I use often) is all the way at the top, rather than the middle. Then, the control centre is split into PAGES at HALF SIZE, and they’re all just wide rectangular buttons. Then, no volume control. What the HELL is this!? I could long press to get an easy brightness slider for my torch, everything internet related was quickly accessible in a single square, and now you’re telling me iOS is even FURTHER ahead?
Did I mention there’s NO. VOLUME. CONTROL. I have to press a volume button, then a tiny on-screen button after that, and then I get sliders after I wait for the menu to pop up. Granted, that’s sliders (plural), but fuck me. This one HURTS. I sometimes find the buttons a little bit too stiff, so I usually use on-screen controls during screen on, and buttons while off.
So much for owning my phone, since I can barely change any of this, and I can only see the way my control centre looks after I’ve edited it.
FUCK!
This absolute abhorrence. The Gods forsake this wretched control centre design. It is genuinely agonising using this afterthought of an interface. This cannot stand.
Bump stocks suck. Half of the entire gun violently shaking back and forward is just as cumbersome and impractical as it sounds. Bumping can also be done without them (sometimes accidentally, be careful).
She can’t move in any direction, because this is a photo.
Also, she’s dead.