GreenPlasticSushiGrass

I like that God wears a wizard had that says “god” and nothing else.

Still waiting for that bass to drop…

When I load it, I get the message, “Looking for data files” and below that “Fonts (this might take a while)”. And it does take a while.

Better than waiting for GIMP to load fonts, I’d wager.

Jumpin’ Jesus on a pogo stick!

That is the best kind of correct!

A slave to tobacco from his first puff. He was hooked from the gecko.

I remember one year I heard that weather radios save lives, so I bought them for the whole family one Christmas. They might save more lives if they weren’t loud pains in the ass that eventually get turned off.

They always change my headlight switch from “auto” to “off”. I usually notice on the highway after dark. Eventually.

Did people download .exe files in 2006? We were so innocent.