DJ Vancemuffins. Here’s the unedited pic

Jokes on them, I only read Luigi articles to fawn over the pictures

Why did you post a Bristol stool chart?

Maybe sacrificing people to appease the sun god never stopped, and the aptly named illuminati organize a new war every time the sun looks angry

Desalinated saline

These are also great for when you’re up to your third divorce and looking for ways to streamline the process

Suqma ballgowns

Too soon, honey. A has-been has been murdered here. Shut your mouth or buzz off 🐝

Obviously fake. Do they really expect us to believe the streetlamps are turned on despite the fact it’s a sunny day? Couldn’t be more obvious

Exactly. Joining ice is the easiest way to show the world you’re antisocial, racist and have zero emotional intelligence. These people wouldn’t know empathy if it slapped someone else across the face

Man… I remember when CCleaner was called CrapCleaner. Feels like a fever dream

“Nice, but I kinda prefer the newer model from the spring catalogue. The subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark.”

This guy fucks.

In my experience this is how it feels to communicate as an autistic person

These cats have definitely seen some shit. And I’m not talking about litter box logs