If I’m just trying to unwind and have a good time I stick to casual nouns. But when it’s time to lock in I go with ranked competitive nouns.

I much prefer the superior puppygirl alternative

That makes sense I guess, I’m a submissive bottom who wants absolutely no agency over any situation so I wouldn’t have thought of that.

Why is “crap” her reaction? She has a whole bookshelf of Yuri, she’s not gonna judge you for being a connoisseur yourself.

Laissez les bons temps rouler

(Cajun)

Let me put on my tinfoil hat really quick.

They want to kill personal computing. You don’t need a full blown computer, you need a fire stick style device that plugs into your monitor and allows you to remotely access the virtual machine you rent from Microsoft on a monthly basis.

Or that Americans don’t know what “real beer” is because they assume we only ever drink bud light. I can’t walk 5 steps in any direction without passing a craft brewery.

DS emulators can be a bit awkward. Not only is there this issue, but unless you’ve got a portrait oriented monitor it’s always gonna be an imperfect fit with the two “screens” stacked on top of each other.

Oi bruv you got loicense for dat oestrogen? Fink it fru, mate, this is TERF island innit?

Estrogen is a category of sex hormones. Would’ve been more clear if they specified estradiol.

But my butthole was creaking

No! Don’t force me to be perceived!

We go to church to put the body of Christ in our mouths, then he fills us up with his holy spirit 🙏

I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.

-Ron Swanson

No need to speculate, let’s just ask Charlie what really happened

It’s just a shitpost, no need to read too much into it.

The “wear a mask” in the subway’s username is a pretty obvious sign this was from pandemic days. I’m not sure what I gain by having more specific date information.

I prefer a silent haircut, maybe I’ll try this.

According to the nutjobs who unironically get upset at wokeness, anything that involves thinking is “woke.” So yes.

Breast milk is sweet enough as is. I prefer it straight from the tap.