Well next year it’ll be two years since his last racist comment…

Unless…

This is second time today I’ve seen someone mention kash patel fucking a farm animal. Did something reputable come out about this or are we just starting rumors about him? Because I’m down to do my part either way.

Eww slop

At some small, privately owned companies, yeah.

Please drink verification can

That’s… Not how second person works, grammatically speaking. “Officer” would be the addressee, so you should be using third person pronouns to refer to “the one that did”

I’m pathetic, honestly…

No you’re not. You’re strong and the fact that you’re still here with us is proof of that 🩵

Too la to finish writing lazy?

Time to use the self checkout to save time!

• Please wait 5 minutes for an associate to verify you aren’t stealing
• Please wait another 5 minutes for an associate because you scanned alcohol
• please wait yet another 5 minutes for an associate because we just do that if you have too many items
• please wait for, believe it not, another 5 minutes for an associate because our coupons just never work at the self checkout
• please wait 5 more minutes because fuck you that’s why

No thanks, I’ll just go to the regular checkout lane from now on.

I could see Charlie Kelly randomly knowing every part of a Gothic cathedral and casually breaking out this exact mnemonic when the gang asks how he could possibly know all of that.

AI is capable of sounding exactly like middle managers. Some people think this means AI is sentient when it really means that middle management is not.

This a fantastic comment

AI has helped motivate me to work on my personal projects in an indirect way. I use to get enough satisfaction out of my day job that I didn’t feel the need to work on my own stuff. Now that AI has sucked all of the joy out of my software development career I need to actually sit down and program on my own terms in order to actually enjoy software development.

This is how cars evolve into what we see in the movie Cars

When I’m in a “make my intended message go completely over the target audience’s head leading to them idolizing the very thing I try to caution against” competition and my opponent is someone who attempts to critique toxic masculinity in media (a concerning number of men will interpret the characters as being based)

We’re partners in real estate… And life

Yeah that too. Honestly that game was just so ahead of its time.

Ya ever drink Bailey’s from a shoe?

That game has one of the best bait and switch moments in history.